oddkward

When something is both odd and awkward in equal proportion

Man 1: Did that three legged midget just get kissed by his mom in public?

Man 2: Yeah. Totally oddkward.

oddkward by madba October 15, 2011

oddward 

Oddword is like weird, it is odd and awkward put together. ( For the idiots out there ODD + AWKWARD )

"Whoa there's hundred million dollars conveniantly place under my pillow, that's oddward" (O_o)

oddward by Big-L August 23, 2004

oldkward

Oldkward,
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.

"That old dude bust over here and started crapping on about his grandkids wanting geese or something, just as i was about to crank on to Sarah, it was fucking oldkward".

oldkward by BarftonSchatt February 8, 2023