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oldkward
Oldkward,
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.
"That old dude bust over here and started crapping on about his grandkids wanting geese or something, just as i was about to crank on to Sarah, it was fucking oldkward".
oldkward by BarftonSchatt February 8, 2023
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.