Definitions by BarftonSchatt
Bullshart
Bullshart - Similar to bullshit only where bullshit presumes somewhat semi solid, or easily cleaned lies, bullshart is next level, impossible to ever totally clean, on mass, liquid, power projectile lies of an intentionally sinister, malevolent foundation, a deliberate intention to not only mislead, but to ultimately also cause harm.
Sharter -"Its better to light a candle than to curse the darkness"
Shartee - "Bullshart, thats completely useless unless you can afford candles you entitled, deluded fuckin wank stain, keep your pointless proverbs to yourself"
Shartee - "Bullshart, thats completely useless unless you can afford candles you entitled, deluded fuckin wank stain, keep your pointless proverbs to yourself"
Bullshart by BarftonSchatt February 9, 2023
oldkward
Oldkward,
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.
The intense, unspoken awkwardness felt by you and your "cool" buddies when suddenly bailed up in conversation by any doddering batshit old person who is neither "hip" or "with it", possibly of bubbly mouth and or extremely low intelligence.
"That old dude bust over here and started crapping on about his grandkids wanting geese or something, just as i was about to crank on to Sarah, it was fucking oldkward".
oldkward by BarftonSchatt February 8, 2023
borgain
Borgain- a fusion of "bargain"and "borg" used to describe a patently shit offer or "deal" any disgustingly wealthy corporation pretends to offer you that has zero value, or gloats about not reducing your already compromised "benefits.
Corporation - "We have generously decided to not reduce your hourly rate for at least 3 months"
Employee - "Wow what a borgain"
Employee - "Wow what a borgain"
borgain by BarftonSchatt October 18, 2021