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The Octopussian Tar Wobbler 

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.
“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

Octopussying 

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
Octopussying by Martypoo April 17, 2009

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙
You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.
"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."
Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.
My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.
Octopussing by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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