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octopussian 

Having the character of a large organization with many tentacles (lines of business, divisions, departments, etc.) that continuously shift shape, expand reach and stick its business into every nook and cranny.
Can you believe Guy said that our academic medical center was octopussian? It's not like we're General Electric.
octopussian by AndrewMcL October 10, 2013
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The Octopussian Tar Wobbler 

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.
“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

Octopussying 

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
Octopussying by Martypoo April 17, 2009

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙
You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.
"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."
Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.
My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.
Octopussing by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010