Octopustianity Share definition Flag The new religion to worship octopi who can predict soccer match winners with 100% accuracy. I'm not happy with Christianity anymore, so I think I'll convert to Octopustianity. Jesus had nothing on Paul. Octopustianity by Taiwerica July 12, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Octopustianity mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch