octofangs

A very cool splatoon tiktoker that is very friendly and funny and nice :) He uses He/him and she/her pronouns!

“Octofangs!!”

by definitely not sel March 30, 2022

Octobang

Intercourse between any cephalopod and any other creature including humans or orangutans
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.

"what did you do this weekend?"

"I went fishing with a friend and then we went octobanging"

by octobang December 17, 2008

octohands

A man or woman who can't keep their hand off of someone.

He has octohands. Just wrapping his arms all over me.
I felt smothered.

by cmaslon June 23, 2009

octoangulation

A relationship a man whore has with 8 different women at once. Usually in a sociopathic sense.

ie: "It was an octoangulation: he was sleeping with 8 different women, telling them all he loved them..."

by Duped No More September 25, 2011

Octogang

Five people lay naked on floor and form an octagon shape. While in formation, each person uses there mouth to stimulate the genitals of the person lying above their head.

A group of 5 friends decided it would be fun to achieve simultaneous orgasim in an Octogang.

by Mike Googs August 17, 2021

Octofag

When you know somebody is a faggatron. But he isn't exactly 100% faggatron. Because he is a fag but he's also retarded. 25% = retarded, 75% = faggotron makes one an Octofag. An Octofag is your regular kid who's parents look like they both have down syndrome. He uses slangs and words that don't make sense at all and he wears Hollister/Abercrombie with nautical beach necklaces. To top it all off, he lives in Alaska.

Guy 1: Yo, do you see that faggot ass retarded ass guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he works at Hollister and lived in Alaska his entire life.
Guy 3: Ohhhhh....he's a fucking octofag.

by YompsChomps June 9, 2010