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When you know somebody is a faggatron. But he isn't exactly 100% faggatron. Because he is a fag but he's also retarded. 25% = retarded, 75% = faggotron makes one an Octofag. An Octofag is your regular kid who's parents look like they both have down syndrome. He uses slangs and words that don't make sense at all and he wears Hollister/Abercrombie with nautical beach necklaces. To top it all off, he lives in Alaska.
Guy 1: Yo, do you see that faggot ass retarded ass guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he works at Hollister and lived in Alaska his entire life.
Guy 3: Ohhhhh....he's a fucking octofag.
Octofag by YompsChomps June 9, 2010

Octoface 

One who has multiple personalities, specifically eight; many of which may contradict eachother, i.e. gangsta, skater, emo/punk, scene, jock, playa, prep, and/or rebel. Similar to, but not synonymous with multiple personalities or schizophrenia. People with this condition are known to change personalities often, rapidly, and without warning.
Person One: Wait, Sean is emo today? Yesterday he was acting gangsta.
Person Two: Oh, he's such an octoface.
Octoface by pretzelups June 29, 2009
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Octoface 

The act of waving (like an octopus) one hand underneath your chin whilst making a weird face, and/or weird noise. The octoface is used in many situations, whether to just wave, or relieve tension. The octoface is very versatile.
Stranger: I love one direction.
You: *octoface*

Octofaded 

Like crossfaded but with 8 different drugs
Aye bro tryna get octofaded
Hell yes
Octofaded by Tylere.00 December 27, 2020

octofangs 

A very cool splatoon tiktoker that is very friendly and funny and nice :) He uses He/him and she/her pronouns!
“Octofangs!!”
octofangs by definitely not sel March 30, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026