octobat 

octopus and bat genes spliced together forming octobat
the pus goes on my dick

that octobat just gave me fucken rabies

octobat by steve mofo December 6, 2006

Octobarvest 

The celebration of the late harvest in October.
NB: The word is an etymological hybrid of "October" and "harvest" with an ear to the celebratory spirit of "Octoberfest" (Oktoberfest).

It is unbelievable that this late in the year we are still enjoying garden tomatoes and cucumbers in a hearty Octobarvest.

Octobarvest by Neologian-PJG October 10, 2013

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

Octoballed 

When you absolutely impose your manly will on any species know to mankind.

When you send GP 8-ball pool to a girl in an annoying conversation.

YOU JUST GOT OCTOBALLED!!!

Octoballed by Octoballed the Creator February 2, 2022

Octobang 

Intercourse between any cephalopod and any other creature including humans or orangutans
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.

"what did you do this weekend?"

"I went fishing with a friend and then we went octobanging"

Octobang by octobang December 17, 2008

octobabble 

The high faluting words that a semi-educated mother of 8 (plus 6) spouts out any time she is before a microphone.

When I self reflect on myself I reject any negative energy.
Octobabble.

octobabble by iseefail November 30, 2009

Octobater 

Someone who Octobates.

Masturbating with the ferocity as if you had 8 hands

"i'm getting so wet octobating myself" "I'm such a dirty little octobater"

Octobater by Electronicxtacy August 2, 2018