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Orally bi 

Bisexual who only participates in oral sex with the same sex. No penetration.
Mike doesn’t take it in the ass but will occasionally suck a dick...he’s only orally bi.
Orally bi by Pulchritudebrunette February 26, 2018

post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.

orally satisfying 

Noun; To be deliciously good. Used to describe food, and should be no way ever seen as sexual. It may seem sexual to others, but should NEVER be used in a sexual manner.
Evie: Hey, did you have some of that chocolate cake?

Casey: OF COURSE, It was very orally satisfying.
1: With your mouth
2: A funnier way to say oh really
3: A good way to confuse people
1:
Doctor: These pills are to be taken orally only.
Person 1: Damn, I wanted to snort em.

2:
Person 1: You know, I got attacked by ninjas last night.
Person 2: Orally, how are you talking to me now then.
Person 1: Damn, you caught me.

3:
Person 1: You know I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Orally?
Person 1: Wait, what?
Person 2: lol, ur confuzzled
orally by dippypants. October 24, 2008

Erin OCallaghan 

Someone who simps to an extreme. Working on the frontline during Corona in Supervalu. Likes her drink but in adequate amounts. Life mission to break Joe exotic out of prison and end Carole baskin. Likes both boys and girls but is a transformer when needed
Did you see that Joe exotic was robbed from prison? Ya was a job for Erin OCallaghan

Shop-ocalypse 

Its a term to describe the coming shop-ocalypse of the 22nd of December 2012. When the world fails to end on the 21st of December 2012 as the Mayans predicted people will go out Christmas shopping en masse to shop for stuff they should have bought before the 21st. This will lead to the deaths of thousands of individuals trampled to death in the ensuing chaos. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012.
Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse.
Shop-ocalypse by Iffy350 July 13, 2011