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To go beyond obsession, and break down every little detail within that obsession, in the end, leaving you drained, lifeless, like a zombie, but with full understanding of everything you have just experienced. Only relating to a relationship or marital situation.
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obssesed.
obssessing.
obssession.
You're in love, and this love goes beyond anything you've ever felt before. I mean, you would die, seriously, give up your life, just so they could keep living. Alright... now... inside your head it starts to spiral with one little thought... one thing brings it on... then BOOM! you're in the middle of a shit storm inside of your brain. questions flying around, answers you don't want to hear, the right answers, the wrong answers, the wrong questions, the right questions, the questions that only lead to more questions... all relating to how you feel about this other person and what they could do to you with all of that trust. This spiral usually ends with self mutilation or suicide attempts. Other less severe cases include getting into a physical fight, having a mental breakdown, maybe a broken fist from hitting a concrete wall... either way... it never ends good.
I got obssesed with her, and now I'm in a Mental Hospital.
obsses by Zach Hanson June 21, 2008
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Obsesslow 

Refers to the League of Legends ranked elo in which the washed up player "0bsess" can be found. This is also known as Master 200 LP.
I lost so many games, dude. I'm in Obsesslow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Obsesslow.
Obsesslow by L9_SPACEGLIDER September 22, 2021

Unhealthy obsession 

Something that you’re too attached to that people are tired of hearing you rave about it.
Marchello has an unhealthy obsession with a blonde girl who’s got big boobs.
Unhealthy obsession by JRHU August 2, 2018
Those artisans are obsessy with reclaimed beachwood.
Obsessy by DebbyMessing November 19, 2012

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession 

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession (PAGO) is when someone constantly becomes heavily attached or obsessed with an anime girl for a short period of time only to switch to a different anime girl repeatedly.

Some symptoms include constantly thinking about or imagining oneself in fantasies with the character, searching for and downloading a large amount of artwork, and talking about the character too much around friends.

PAGO can commonly be found in people with high emotional capacity or those who relate or attach easily to new characters. It can also be sexually driven among those who consume a surplus of hentai or other Japanese erotic art.
Hey Zack why is your friend Ben always obsessed with a different anime girl every two weeks?

Zack: Yeah.. he has a really bad case of Progressive Anime Girl Obsession

selfie-obsessed 

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"

Aaron Warner obsession

When you are absolutely head over heals for the amazing human being that is Aaron Warner
“Wow, you have such an Aaron Warner Obsession, you talk about him all the time”
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