obspervant 

(adj.) The uncanny ability to observe your surroundings with a totally innocent yet undeniably pervy undertone. Whether it’s clocking every gym bro flexing in a tank top, side-eyeing that audaciously short skirt, or mentally cataloging every exposed tattoo in sight, you just have an eye for noticing sexiness wherever you go

Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”

“I wasn’t creeping, I’m just naturally #Obspervant.”

Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.

obspervant by Peter Greenwall November 10, 2024

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!

Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!

Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

observational humor by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

Observater

Variant of the word observator, a term used to discribe a person who conducts or implements the act of visual inspection or investigation.

The observater was trusted for pointing all the minor cracks on the wall of the recently repaired vessel

Observater by Danondanyo May 23, 2020

initial observation 

An initial observation is the measurement that you take before you start any process that might cause a change. When you compare your subsequent observations with the initial one, you will see whether any change has taken place, and you will be able to measure the change.

The coach's Initial observation to his players will help him find out about the strengths and weaknesses of his players.

initial observation by mc4bball September 26, 2017