Observatant 

The condition of being observative while under intoxification.

The haus was becoming very observatant of any onlooker who was trying to woo his woman .

Observatant by thehaus October 28, 2017

observatant 

To be observative while under intoxification.

The haus was observatant of any onlookers trying to woo his woman.

observatant by thehaus October 28, 2017

observant 

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

observant by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

observant stoner 

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

observant stoner by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

Caustically observant 

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

Caustically observant by Silently Observant November 17, 2012

miss observant 

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

miss observant by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Observant 

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"

Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant

Observant by How To Be Ignorant 101 March 25, 2019