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Observant 

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"
Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant

observant stoner 

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana
Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.
observant stoner by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

Caustically observant 

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.
"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

miss observant 

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead
Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway
miss observant by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!
Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!
Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.
Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.
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