oboil 

Pronounced: oh-boyle; when said aloud, said with hands cupping and wavering over mouth.

The sound of failure. Every time somebody nearby fails, if you listen really closely, you hear this noise.

DUDE TO FRIEND: I tried asking her out, but I got scared and ran off.
FAILURE: oboil

oboil by LastSasquatch October 3, 2008

Obilf 

Old Bitch I'd Like To Fuck

When you see an old bitch walking by (60 and up) and she's looking pretty fly. You then think to urself how do I describe her in one word. You call that bitch an obilf.
Man I was at the nursing home and there was this obilf with no teeth!!

Obilf by Officer Big Sexy January 11, 2014

Obolis tu

A phrase used to offend, belittle, ridicule. Obolis is a person, who fails to carry his dick. synonyms - pydar nx, so that thunder shrinks you while you're doing a poop.

- Ble, neturiu šaibų.
- Ot obolis tu.

Obolis tu by Jaigu January 15, 2021

oboist 

A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.

"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"

oboist by ~*Alyssa Marie*~ November 18, 2006

oboist 

A person that plays the oboe really well and loves it. They are the most friendly people you will ever meet, but some are more friendly than others. They are socialites and are the life of parties, but can still settle down and appreciate the beauty of life, nature, and music. Some can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.

Evan: HI!!! I'm Evan!!!! I'm and oboist!!! What's your name??
Me: I'm K-
Evan: That's great! Nice to meet you! Do you like running? I LOVE to run!!! That and video games!! So, when I was four, my mom was telling me how...

but still...

Me: It's SO beautiful out here!!!
Evan: I know. It's amazing!
Me: wow
Evan: (quietly sitting, enjoying the view)

oboist by TiggerIsHappy August 24, 2011

Obola 

(noun) the result of a completely incompetent democratic administration that cares more about open borders with no enforcement of immigration laws than it does the health of its own legal citizens with respect to emerging diseases. Symptoms are usually expressed by playing lots of golf, downplaying the dangerous nature of the disease to stem calls for more immigration enforcement and a more secure border (along with the deportation of illegal immigrants in the country), constantly blaming the previous administration for your own failures, and generally running the entire country into the ground.

Looks like obola is taking it's toll on the nation. The president is doing another round of golf as yet another potential case tests positive for ebola in the United States...

The president says we need to keep the borders open and give amnesty to illegal immigrant teenagers (most of whom have criminal records in their home countries) despite Liberian nationals trying to cross the southern border illegally... Yet another case of obola....

Obola by Cato the Wise October 13, 2014

Oboing 

OBO - Offline But Online.
To be online, while you appear offline on any IM like gtalk or yahoo.

Let me go oboing to see if my boss is online.

Oboing by Rishinarayanan S August 3, 2008