oboist

A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.

"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"

by ~*Alyssa Marie*~ November 18, 2006

oboist

A person that plays the oboe really well and loves it. They are the most friendly people you will ever meet, but some are more friendly than others. They are socialites and are the life of parties, but can still settle down and appreciate the beauty of life, nature, and music. Some can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.

Evan: HI!!! I'm Evan!!!! I'm and oboist!!! What's your name??
Me: I'm K-
Evan: That's great! Nice to meet you! Do you like running? I LOVE to run!!! That and video games!! So, when I was four, my mom was telling me how...

but still...

Me: It's SO beautiful out here!!!
Evan: I know. It's amazing!
Me: wow
Evan: (quietly sitting, enjoying the view)

by TiggerIsHappy August 24, 2011

Oboist

Someone who plays the oboe. They're usually amazing people.

Aurora Jerome is an oboist.

by Dessert 19 October 9, 2009

blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

oobistoe

savagely fierce, adjective to describe something worthy of awe, fear, or even disgust depending on inflection used - the usage tends to be positive - classifying something truly epic and worth admiration, usually reaction to surprising ferocity.

"Omg those boots! Oobistoe."

by dmrppp November 25, 2012

oboeist

A person (usually insane) who plays the oboe. Oboeists are usually very stressed. They are nice enough, but will fight anyone to the death of they call an oboe a clarinet. Most likely of band members to die alone with cats. Simple savages that LOVE puns.

You can tell he's an oboeist from the way he flinches at grammatical errors.

by therealashcash June 13, 2016

Obnistic

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.

What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.

by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010