oblurious

Something that is obviously funny. A combination of the words obvious and hilarious.

That was oblurious when Adam tea bagged Ian.

by Jimothy Kilop April 14, 2004

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009

Oblivious

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblovious

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.

Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."

by Kurereba December 28, 2008

Oblivious

Unaware.

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020