Oblicious

When you're feeling good and awesome at the same time

Friend: "Omg gurllllll, I'm feeling hella oblicious today"
Friend 2: "Bitch I can see, give me back my wig!!!"

by thiccqueenfromthe10 June 7, 2017

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009

otlicious

Sickening / outta timing

I find you rel otlicious

by @x.jxbari October 5, 2020

Oblivious

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblovious

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.

Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."

by Kurereba December 28, 2008