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oblidate 

when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.
"Sorry Julie, I woud love to go out with you Friday night but the ex keeps calling and wanting to hang out with me, I have an oblidate."

"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."
oblidate by Bianca October 18, 2006
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Oblidate 

When you go feel like you have to ask someone out because you hooked up
I hooked up with Chris last weekend and now he's asked me out for coffee, but I can tell it's just an oblidate
Oblidate by DylanB July 12, 2015

Legally Obligated 

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.
If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

Facebook obligate friend 

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.

Oblirated 

When you're jewish and you don't know how to say "obliterated".
The germans got oblirated by the russians
Oblirated by Da Real Jewy January 27, 2017

obligated 

An incorrect synonym for "obliged", which appears in some dictionaries, but none of the good ones.
John: "I feel obligated to go to this dinner with my In-laws"
Peter: "I think you mean "obliged"?"
John: "Whatever, it's the same thing"
Peter: "No it's not, idiot, I'm obliged to punch you in the face for thinking that."
obligated by JujitsuGeorge January 28, 2014

orally obligated 

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.
Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.
orally obligated by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019
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