oblivites 

From the root word oblivious. Technology inserted into the ears that cuts you off from your local environmental sounds, rendering you audibly oblivious to your surrounding sounds.

Example: He had oblivites in his ears, so he did not hear the robber coming up from behind him.

oblivites by fcfcfcwearesolar April 20, 2023

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.

Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "

[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

Captain Oblivious by bliumchik June 3, 2009

Oblivious 

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

Oblivious by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblivitard 

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.

Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...

Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010