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oblivited

when you are forced into a situation where you feel obligated to invite someone to an event when originally, you specifically planned to not invite him or her.
Damn man we have a problem and I don't know what to do, i was on the phone and Harvey overhead about the guys night out, he is such a tool but I felt bad so i Oblivited him. Sorry dude.
by the DCB January 15, 2008
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[Oblivite]

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016
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Oblivitard

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
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oblivibiddie

A girl that you are clearly macking on, but for whatever reason, doesn't see it or is able to respond to it. Her oblivious nature doesn't always reflect her intelligence, but can usually be attributed to lack of previous relationships/suitors or just bad social skills.
Mark: Yo I just bought Kimmy a $75 dollar meal at that fondue place with the dim lighting. She was like "You're such a good friend, Marky!"

Sam: What an oblivibiddie.
by fragaholic January 29, 2010
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obliviated

Combination of olbiterate and oblivious. Used to describe an intense state of intoxication.
Jack was obliviated when he drank 25 beers last night.
by Dave1979 June 11, 2006
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Obliviated

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I'm absolutely "obliviated" fulcrum gang.
by Fulcrum4266 December 20, 2022
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Oblivideo

An Oblivideo is when you think you are taking a still picture but your device(phone, camera) is on the video camera setting. The result being a short awkward video clip of the subjects in the picture frame posing for a still photo oblivious to the fact that a video is actually being recorded.
I thought I took a selfie of us, but I just recorded an oblivideo!
by Greg Stefan S. March 6, 2015
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