oblivited

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when you are forced into a situation where you feel obligated to invite someone to an event when originally, you specifically planned to not invite him or her.

Damn man we have a problem and I don't know what to do, i was on the phone and Harvey overhead about the guys night out, he is such a tool but I felt bad so i Oblivited him. Sorry dude.

oblivited by the DCB January 15, 2008

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[Oblivite]

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.

Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "

[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

Related Words

oblivited • obliviated • [Oblivite] • Obliviate • Oblivity • Oblivitard • oblivitron • obligated • obligated civility • Obligated turd

Oblivitard

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.

Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...

Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

oblivibiddie

A girl that you are clearly macking on, but for whatever reason, doesn't see it or is able to respond to it. Her oblivious nature doesn't always reflect her intelligence, but can usually be attributed to lack of previous relationships/suitors or just bad social skills.

Mark: Yo I just bought Kimmy a $75 dollar meal at that fondue place with the dim lighting. She was like "You're such a good friend, Marky!"

Sam: What an oblivibiddie.

oblivibiddie by fragaholic January 29, 2010

obliviated

Combination of olbiterate and oblivious. Used to describe an intense state of intoxication.

Jack was obliviated when he drank 25 beers last night.

obliviated by Dave1979 June 11, 2006

Obliviated

FULCRUM COME IN FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO

I'm absolutely "obliviated" fulcrum gang.

Obliviated by Fulcrum4266 December 20, 2022

Oblivideo

An Oblivideo is when you think you are taking a still picture but your device(phone, camera) is on the video camera setting. The result being a short awkward video clip of the subjects in the picture frame posing for a still photo oblivious to the fact that a video is actually being recorded.

I thought I took a selfie of us, but I just recorded an oblivideo!

Oblivideo by Greg Stefan S. March 6, 2015

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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