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She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.
Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
Onesha by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013
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Oberhaus 

Noun

Origin - German

plural- Oberhausen(s)

An Oberhaus is a unit of measure (approximate to 400 lbs) used frequently in the measurement various animals, especially horses:
"This horse is 16.3 hands and 3 Oberhausens."

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Obesiate 

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.
He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.
Obesiate by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009
Interjection - the word interjected by preacher Kim Burrell, believed to have been speaking in tongues in response to the Holy Spirit, after declaring to the congregation “...I ain’t know ‘bout no LGBTQ. For all I know it means ‘Let God Be True Quickly’. *seemingly performing bow and arrow motion* Obashata!”

Used to command someone or something into progressing or an interjection before an upcoming action, equivalent to “Timber” or “Bonsai”.
A, playing golf: Fore!
B: Dont day fore, I don’t like Scottish people.
A: Sorry. Obashata!

“Go on, do something my with your life! Obashata!”
obashata by goosemcallister March 6, 2021

alpha chi obesa 

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.
alpha chi obesa by Laura April 13, 2005