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She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.
Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
Onesha by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013
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Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.
Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?
oneshot by akurokuu August 24, 2006
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Sweet, smart, intelligent girl. She doesn't take anything(bullshit) from anybody, and so special that anybody will be lucky to have her. She always has something to say about everything which most times are true and she is very athletic. She is one of a kind. :) ;)

She also got a big booty
Anna: "Wow I wish I was Oneisha"
Susy: "Same"
Oneisha by Smexyy May 7, 2017
Onisha is a gorgeous girl. She is humble and has the greatest sense of humour. She brightens the room when she’s around. Her laugh will warm your heart. She is very intelligent and gets along with anyone. She is perfect. Very much slim thicc.
Wow! Her smile is perf. that’s definitely an Onisha.
Or
Dude i lost the best thing that ever happened to me. i lost Onisha
Onisha by idontbeatmymeat February 16, 2019
A bad bitch, who loves herself. She will be the best, bestfriend you ever had. She will comfort you. And make you smile. She’s not like others. She is loyal, beautiful and one of the best dancers you will ever meet. She can change you life. You will be lucky to meet an Oneasha or date one because she is truly an angel.
I met an Oneasha and I think I’m in Love shes just...Perfect and beautiful.
Oneasha by Emma Meglaro June 7, 2018
The name oneasha defines beauty. She’s a very energetic person. She can be emotional but she will do her BEST to cover up her emotions. She’s helpful and caring, smart and loyal and will make you happy to be alive. She’s extremely talented. And she’s compatable. You would be lucky if you met an Oneasha.
Boy-oneasha is the best person I’ve ever known
Friend of boy-I’ve met her she’s AMAZING
Oneasha’s bestfriend-she’s mine buddy, sorry.
oneasha by Emma Meglaro June 10, 2018

Niko OneShot 

Niko OneShot is the protagonist of the hit indie video game OneShot.
Niko OneShot has stolen my bank accounr and has swore to take over my life.
Niko OneShot by niko from oneshot September 21, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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