obamamonies

Money given to people who are dumb enough to vote for him.

Welfare Supervisor:Can i help you?
Welfare recipient: Give me my obamamonies
Welfare Supervisor: What?
Welfare recipient: You knows my monies i gets from dat black guy who runnin the place
Welfare Supervisor: What?

Welfare Recipient: Give me my obamamonies

obamamonies by jiggyjug August 15, 2011

Obamaniesia 

This is a disease that affected millions of American's. It was discovered in the year 2008, and is still around today.

Symptoms: Bad judgement, belief that one power can change an entire society, to Socialism.
Race has generally been affected, in that people of color seem to contract this disease more often, than other races.
People that have contracted this disease seem to think that, common laws that have been established for many years, do not apply to them.
This disease was brought to America by a man named Barry Soetoto, from Indonesia, where it is believed this disease was started.
If you know someone that has contracted this disease, report them to your nearest Physician, or Doctor, explaining that this person is affected by this disease.

Case Studies:

1) A man was observed to continuously do the same things from day to day, expecting different results each time he did them, hence, this man is affected by Obamaniesia.
2) A family would go through their daily routines, deciding that it was better to be on Welfare and SNAP (food stamps), and not go to work, depending on the government to "pay their way". They are suffering from Obamaniesia.
3) Groups of people gathering in mobs, to destroy the United States, believing that they should not have to work, and the people that have earned their money by working hard, should give it to them, just as in Socialism.

Obamaniesia by Treboar October 20, 2012

obamamnesia 

Obamamnesia Is defined as anyone who relentlessly criticizes President Trump or Trump supporters while conveniently forgetting the list of scandals and failures of Trunp's predecessor.

His Obamamnesia is so severe, he doesn't remember anything from the last eight years.

obamamnesia by tonetony February 20, 2017

Obamamoney 

The vast sums of money given secretly to the black population by Obama. This is not to be confused with Affirmative Action, where the Obama gives money to every minority in USA except the Armenians.

Tim: "Your grades are shit Tyrone.. how did you get into college?"

Tyrone: " I gat mah obamamoney frum the precident! man i luv callege!"

Tim: "WHERES MY OBAMAMONEY WTF"

Obamamoney by Eri0Chrome March 26, 2011

obamamnesia 

Obamamnesia Is defined as anyone who relentlessly criticizes President Trump or Trump supporters while conveniently forgetting the list of scandals and failures of Trunp's predecessor.

His Obamamnesia is so severe, he doesn't remember anything from the last eight years.

obamamnesia by tonetony February 20, 2017

obamamnesia 

Obamamnesia Is defined as anyone who relentlessly criticizes President Trump or Trump supporters while conveniently forgetting the list of scandals and failures of Trump's predecessor.

His Obamamnesia is so severe, he doesn't remember anything from the last eight years.

obamamnesia by tonetony February 20, 2017