oaves

-The plural form of oaf.
-On the occurrence of oaves being present a subsequent increase in stupidity, lack of hygiene, and obscene behavior becomes exponential.
-New York state law prohibits the occupation of a room by more than two oaves

Ever since Tom and Dennis got here this place smells like shit, i can't take all of these oaves!

oaves by johnny dizzle June 20, 2006

Olaves 

Students of St Olaves school in Orpington start out as tiny 4 foot geeks whose bags are bigger than they are, and often require the assistance of passers by to help them on their feet again if the bag becomes too heavy for upright use.

In Year 8 comes the gelling phase, where all boys must use hair product on every unsuspecting hair on their bodies which includes eyebrows, eyelashes and the 3 arm pit hairs they have acquired.

In Year 9 they become the oldest at the school discos, and finally come out of their shells by kissing girls, and even - dare i say it - hold hands in public.

By Year 10, they finally settle for their true status in the Olaves hierarchy by becoming the bullies, the nerds or the ones who try too hard.

Year 11 is a joyous time for Olavians as 0.3% lose their virginity, and the remaining 99.7% remain hopeful that the mixed sixth form will bring with it more opportunities.

oh my gosh, look at that bag, he MUST be an olaves.

Olaves by ginny23 May 12, 2009

Oakes Fegley 

A cute as heck actor best know for his role in Wonderstruck and The Goldfinch. He also has kinda long hair and can be described as a lil whisk. He has an adorable dog named Mochi Fegley and is the only celebrity with a Samsung S7.

“Oakes Fegley is obsessed with fortnight”

Oakes Fegley by Casserdee From Instagram April 11, 2019

Hall and Oates 

Two sexiest men ever, that produced the best music to come out of the 80's.Greatest song is "Out of touch" and the best live song is "Mrs.Jones".

All right Hall and Oates, turn this shit up and make out with me.

Hall and Oates by jerryblank May 17, 2005

nigga oates 

a nickname from the result of friends drinking and making fun of eachother; a sweet dude who is the sickest you will ever know.

dude have you partied with nigga oates lately?

nigga oates by nigga oates March 8, 2009

Annie Oakes 

The clandistine method of asking for ectasy in Ireland

sorry, have you seen my friend annie... annie oakes

Annie Oakes by Annie's chum June 4, 2011

oves 

Courage; bravery. The female equivalent of possessing "balls". Females can be brave too, even though they don't possess testicles.

Julie went skydiving yesterday. That girl has some serious oves.
Courtney is really a wimp. She needs to grow some oves.

oves by Richard Shunnairy, RBN September 27, 2013