jerryblank's definitions

How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

car bar

When you drink in the car on your way to the club.

Car barring is the way to go because you save money and your tipsy by the time you get to the club.

by jerryblank June 11, 2005

liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.

My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005