jerryblank's definitions

car bar

When you drink in the car on your way to the club.

Car barring is the way to go because you save money and your tipsy by the time you get to the club.

by jerryblank June 11, 2005

sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.

You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.

by jerryblank June 8, 2005

blue balls

A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.

One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.

Best watched at night before you go camping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005