jerryblank's definitions

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.

My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

natys

Cheap american beer caucasion males drink to get the balls to go up to a girl and get rejected.This beer tastes like urine but gets more delightful the more you drink.

I rather drink pickle juice with sprinkles of donkey dingle berries, then drink natys.

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005