jerryblank's definitions

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.

Best watched at night before you go camping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005