stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.
One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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blue balls

A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.
One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.
by jerryblank May 18, 2005
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beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.
Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.
by jerryblank May 18, 2005
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80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".
80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.
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boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.
"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"
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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
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five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.
Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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