oatie 

Used to describe an organism mainly for fun and as a joke

Oatie didn't eat his pasta today

oatie by Oatieisbae September 28, 2015

Day jay Oatie 

A sailing coach who owns a Lamborghini

Woah it’s Day jay oatie

Day jay Oatie by Downtown Zimbabwe November 19, 2019

to be oatmealed 

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.

— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.

to be oatmealed by jorondo June 17, 2013

1 2 oatmeal

Best song ever

Everyone: 1 2 oatmeal, Kirby is a pink guy

1 2 oatmeal by Synthetic_Block June 20, 2018

Inverse Optie 

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.

Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....

Inverse Optie by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

Carrie Oakie 

Featured unknown and pathetic alcoholic uberstar of the sleazebag karaoke bar scene.

I caught her sad, nearly invisible act at the Holiday Inn right before Carrie Oakie went permanently face down in a bowl of peanuts.

Carrie Oakie by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl 

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl by pastramilad November 23, 2022