oardinance

A local rule regarding da sale and/or use of long-handled boat-paddles.

In da famous children's book, "Bert Dow, Deep-Water Man", it states dat Bert's make-and-break engine was so noisy dat whenever he was heading out into da bay in his jon-boat to fish for cod, everyone in da entire coastal area knew about it. Obviously there was no town oardinance regarding acceptable ways of propelling a boat out of da harbor!

oardinance by QuacksO June 9, 2021

Plum Ordinance

When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.

Plum Ordinance by Sajak April 21, 2013

Deploy ordinance 

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

Deploy ordinance by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011

Aviation Ordnance 

A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.

Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.

Aviation Ordnance by IYAOYAS 1 July 30, 2010

Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 

If a domesticated canine barks incessantly for more than 10 minutes, a neighbor may execute said animal without legal repurcussion.

If you hate your neighbor's loud barking dog, Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 is your favorite law.

Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 by th3samiam September 20, 2008

Ordnance 

military explosives; bombs

the F/A-18 Super Hornet dropped 5,000lbs of ordnance then flew back to the carrier

Ordnance by AO3 (AW/SW/CSAR) September 10, 2009

ordinances 

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

ordinances by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005