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Get the Plum Ordinance mug.Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
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Get the Deploy ordinance mug.A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.
Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.
(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.
(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
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If you hate your neighbor's loud barking dog, Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 is your favorite law.
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Get the Ordnance mug.boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways
fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways
fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts
Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership
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