A terminal illness resulting stemming from poor graphics hardware choice, symptoms include:
-spontaneous
house fires, resulting from tasks ranging from driver updates, to simply turning on the afflicted computer
-requiring no less than 4 video cards priced at $599.99 to play farmville 3d at an acceptable framerate
-an unhealthy desire to have neon lights, blatantly homosexual green orcs or
army mans all over your electronic equipment
-a sudden reverent, deep faith in grandiose acronyms without knowing what they
mean or do (16xTMSGRSDSAA, Fermi, PhysX being examples)
-a urgent need to pay off any nearby game developers to plaster
3 minute
long logo videos to their games startup, and beg them to optimize for your vastly inferior hardware (How They're Meant to be Paid)
-
chronic wood screws, pork shoulders and 1.7% yield with delays
Treatment can be administered at your local ATI/AMD dealer.
"Oh
hell Dave dropped out of
the game again, said that his GeeFarce 590GTXOCD Super Turbo Tournament Edition HD Remix
cooked his dog when it walked by the computer. RIP Barkley, another tragic victim of nVidiAIDS."