nutlaw 

The proper order in which nuts should be arranged. Ignoring this order can lead to bad outcomes.

"How dare you eat walnuts before peanuts! Always eat nuts with lighter flavors first."

"I ignored the nutlaw with my partner last night and now they are pissed at me."

nutlaw by DoctorLegume March 15, 2024

Nutlass

A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.

“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”

Nutlass by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

nutland 

A word to address yourself after your partner has just exploded inside you

Damn man your gonna turn me in to nutland!

nutland by Nut3000 March 19, 2022

Nutlash 

Nutlash - The process of being slapped by a massive nutsack large enough to cause massive damage and blunt force trauma. Similar to whiplash, but the cause of the injury is due to a large nutsack slapping you.

Emma: Hey Jo, can you pick me up from the hospital? I was nutlashed.

Jo: Wtf? You've been what??

Emma: I was with my boyfriend last night in bed going crazy and I didn't know his nutsack was so fucking massive. He slammed it against me and fractured my ribcage giving me nutlash

Nutlash by BuffSquirrel June 12, 2021

Nutsaw 

A cock blocker

That girl wants to talk about feelings, what a nutsaw!

Nutsaw by Sa9jev November 7, 2003

Nutlagged 

When she sucked the soul out of you and the post nut clarity is delayed.

Yo you see Tyrone and his new baby momma?

Yeah, I'm telling you, bro is nutlagged.

Nutlagged by Sqrtl December 22, 2023