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The proper order in which nuts should be arranged. Ignoring this order can lead to bad outcomes.

"How dare you eat walnuts before peanuts! Always eat nuts with lighter flavors first."

"I ignored the nutlaw with my partner last night and now they are pissed at me."

nutlaw by DoctorLegume March 15, 2024

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Nutlass

A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.

“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”

Nutlass by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

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nutland

A word to address yourself after your partner has just exploded inside you

Damn man your gonna turn me in to nutland!

nutland by Nut3000 March 19, 2022

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Nutlash

Nutlash - The process of being slapped by a massive nutsack large enough to cause massive damage and blunt force trauma. Similar to whiplash, but the cause of the injury is due to a large nutsack slapping you.

Emma: Hey Jo, can you pick me up from the hospital? I was nutlashed.

Jo: Wtf? You've been what??

Emma: I was with my boyfriend last night in bed going crazy and I didn't know his nutsack was so fucking massive. He slammed it against me and fractured my ribcage giving me nutlash

Nutlash by BuffSquirrel June 12, 2021

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Nutsaw

A cock blocker

That girl wants to talk about feelings, what a nutsaw!

Nutsaw by Sa9jev November 7, 2003

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Nutlagged

When she sucked the soul out of you and the post nut clarity is delayed.

Yo you see Tyrone and his new baby momma?

Yeah, I'm telling you, bro is nutlagged.

Nutlagged by Sqrtl December 22, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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