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Nutlagged 

When she sucked the soul out of you and the post nut clarity is delayed.
Yo you see Tyrone and his new baby momma?

Yeah, I'm telling you, bro is nutlagged.
Nutlagged by Sqrtl December 22, 2023
Words you can keep

nutbaggery 

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
nutbaggery by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Netlagged 

Netlagged is similar to being Jet lagged. It is fatigue caused by existing in at least three different time zones, whilst chatting on the internet.
GMT (UK)
Canada to GMT (UK) 6 hours difference behind
GMT (UK) to Indonesia 10 hours difference in front
chatting to people simultaneously would constitute being netlagged.
Netlagged by RavenPal February 2, 2010

nutmegged 

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.
Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!
nutmegged by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

Nutmegged 

To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.
Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.

Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.
Nutmegged by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010

Nutmegged 

A word to describe utter shock or disgust.
"Babe, I just walked into my parents having sex. I'm bare nutmegged man!!!
Nutmegged by Emily and Hami January 6, 2008

NutWAGGER 

Robbie is a nutWAGGER
NutWAGGER by EnemyTurner October 29, 2018
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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