Nutlash

Nutlash - The process of being slapped by a massive nutsack large enough to cause massive damage and blunt force trauma. Similar to whiplash, but the cause of the injury is due to a large nutsack slapping you.

Emma: Hey Jo, can you pick me up from the hospital? I was nutlashed.

Jo: Wtf? You've been what??

Emma: I was with my boyfriend last night in bed going crazy and I didn't know his nutsack was so fucking massive. He slammed it against me and fractured my ribcage giving me nutlash

by BuffSquirrel June 12, 2021

nutashious

fine ass girl makes you lose it

damn that girl is nutashious

by matt suffal May 13, 2005

nutdashing

Nutdashing (verb)

When you throw a dart arrow through someone's nuts.

If he's going to cheat in this darts match, I'll be nutdashing him so hard .

I need an ambulance. That guy just got mad at me and nutdashed my balls only because I cheated in a darts match.

by Roberto the great August 2, 2023

Nutrashional

Food that tastes good, but is considered unhealthy.

1)The greasy burrito I ate for lunch was very nutrashional.

2)When I eat at Burger Heaven I usually order something nutrashional.

by RickyTea March 13, 2009

NutNash

A Mustache Ride from a Naughty, Delicious, Handsome and down right Sexy Man.

I could go for a NutNash Slurpee, Your NutNash rubbed me raw. A man should never have a dry NutNash. You've got something in your NutNash. Can I take a ride on your NutNash.

by naughty-lil-pixie September 25, 2010

Nutrash

Horrible discomfort of the genital area. For males

Dude, eric has horrible nutrash from fucking that prostitute.

by biesen/geissler April 7, 2009

Nutlass

A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.

“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020