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Nutlash - The process of being slapped by a massive nutsack large enough to cause massive damage and blunt force trauma. Similar to whiplash, but the cause of the injury is due to a large nutsack slapping you.
Emma: Hey Jo, can you pick me up from the hospital? I was nutlashed.

Jo: Wtf? You've been what??

Emma: I was with my boyfriend last night in bed going crazy and I didn't know his nutsack was so fucking massive. He slammed it against me and fractured my ribcage giving me nutlash
Nutlash by BuffSquirrel June 12, 2021
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nutashious 

damn that girl is nutashious
nutashious by matt suffal May 13, 2005
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nutdashing 

Nutdashing (verb)

When you throw a dart arrow through someone's nuts.
If he's going to cheat in this darts match, I'll be nutdashing him so hard .

I need an ambulance. That guy just got mad at me and nutdashed my balls only because I cheated in a darts match.
nutdashing by Roberto the great August 2, 2023

Nutrashional 

Food that tastes good, but is considered unhealthy.
1)The greasy burrito I ate for lunch was very nutrashional.

2)When I eat at Burger Heaven I usually order something nutrashional.
Nutrashional by RickyTea March 13, 2009
A Mustache Ride from a Naughty, Delicious, Handsome and down right Sexy Man.
I could go for a NutNash Slurpee, Your NutNash rubbed me raw. A man should never have a dry NutNash. You've got something in your NutNash. Can I take a ride on your NutNash.
NutNash by naughty-lil-pixie September 25, 2010
Horrible discomfort of the genital area. For males
Dude, eric has horrible nutrash from fucking that prostitute.
Nutrash by biesen/geissler April 7, 2009
A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.
“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”
Nutlass by NightFallInc June 24, 2020