nuterbate 

when you masturbate so hard that when you nut you travel to the quantum realm for a moment

i think i came so damn hard it was probably a nuterbate, damn that felt good

nuterbate by kuul juul May 9, 2019

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

nutriate 

To treats yourself with the corrects amounts of nutriations

"I gotta nutriate" - John Kaplan

nutriate by Henrit February 16, 2020

Netebate 

From (inter)net debate.
Forum or internet bulletin board debate, where multiple posters present their position and argue, usually just for the sake of arguing. Generally no one wins such a debate and it is rare that any opinions are changed.
See also: Internet Argument

"Taking part in a netebate is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Netebate by Rowlurorowf December 17, 2008

nerbate 

A debate on a 'nerdy' topic, such as science fiction, computers, etc.

I overheard a nerbate in which either side was arguing over what constitutes a robot.

nerbate by GenerallyHandyballs May 31, 2012

nutriate 

nutrients

Imma nutriate my kids.

nutriate by anonymous December 20, 2020

Nusterbation 

When you rap your nuts around your buddy's cock and jack them off with your sack.

Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.

I Nusterbated my buddy off and he jizzed all over my wiener. After he licked the jizz off he said, "Wow, Nusterbation is awesome!"

Nusterbation by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009