naperbate

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating

i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap

by WaxyWang September 20, 2016

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsterbate

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napturbate

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

by boozecean May 18, 2009

Napsterbate

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Nacrebate

to make a situation as a stereotypical african american would.
from roots nigger and exacerbate

"yo let's hit that up, dog." "You know you don't have to nacrebate your speech."

by Nathaniel Bacon January 20, 2008

Naderate

To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself and Al Gore in the 2000 election.

“My grenade just naderated me."

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 22, 2005