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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsterbate 

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.
napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.
Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.
Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

Napsterbate 

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.
I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.
Napsterbate by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Nacrebate 

to make a situation as a stereotypical african american would.
from roots nigger and exacerbate
"yo let's hit that up, dog." "You know you don't have to nacrebate your speech."
Nacrebate by Nathaniel Bacon January 20, 2008
To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself and Al Gore in the 2000 election.
“My grenade just naderated me."
Naderate by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 22, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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