This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."
"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."
When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.
Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.
When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”