nursey
nursey by sweetyellowcorn March 5, 2005
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harrison nursey
Harrison nursey’s are typically known for being sad all the time u don’t see them happy they only smile and laugh on a very rare occasion they usually get bullied and become scared of groups of 3 people or more , when u say a joke they usually walk away and cry they just can’t handle it
“ have u seen that Harrison nursey guy he’s so weird
“ I said he’s gay and he pulled his pants down and walked off with tears down his eyes
“ I said he’s gay and he pulled his pants down and walked off with tears down his eyes
harrison nursey by Harrison nursey August 15, 2022
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nursey • Nurseyness • harrison nursey • nurse • nursena • Nursel • nurse practitioner • Nurse Ratched • Nurkey • Nursen
Ointment Nurse
A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
Nurse Practitioner
A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
Nurse Practitioner by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019
Nurse Practitioner
Nurse Practitioner by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020
Nurse Kitty
My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.
Nurse Kitty by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
Nurse drop
Nurses feel the need to let people know they are nurses. Similar to name-dropping, a nurse-drop is when a nurse tells you that they are a nurse very randomly in a conversation without the subject matter even being relevant to the topic.
Nurse drop:
Person A: Hey have you eaten at that new restaurant? It's really good...
Nurse: Yeah I've been, it's pretty good. I'm a nurse so I have a distinguishing palate.
Person A: Hey have you eaten at that new restaurant? It's really good...
Nurse: Yeah I've been, it's pretty good. I'm a nurse so I have a distinguishing palate.
Nurse drop by Phiir November 12, 2011
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