nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce

go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!

by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017

Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

Number two

Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.

by Jazpur September 10, 2011

go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.

- Mom, I gotta go number two.

by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013

Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.

After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "

by primo box October 31, 2016

going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009