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Number twounknown
Rhyming slang for doing a poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?
#crap#dump#poo#shit#turd
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Number twounknown
Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
#bog#shit#turd#crap#dump
by Jaspur September 09, 2011
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evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
#poo#shit#excrement#bowels#feces#faeces
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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Number Twosunknown
Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."
Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"
#peace#deuces#two fingers in the air#goodbye#au revior#ciao#adios#see ya#so long#farewell
by Gem Jones January 06, 2011
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number twounknown
n. defecation
I gotta go do a number two.
by fizzle April 01, 2004
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an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
#poo#poop#crap#shit#dump bm#number one#piss
by Light Joker November 01, 2006
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Number Twounknown
An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.
Man, you are such a Number Two.
#awesome#the best#great#fantastic#nathan
by N.B.S April 25, 2010
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