A pink-shirted dope as heck Spanish teacher, who loves to chuck markers and miss the white board but say “oof first try” he also enjoys making doopy bird shirts for the crap hole middle school he works at: although he is moving to the south just to purely get away from all the annoying north kids who say ColorAAAAdo. He likes turtles and the colour yellow and taking selfies and quizzing his students on them. His life at home consists of walking on the Colorado beaches and he eats a whole lot of bacon. He does not condone juuling but did hand out a cleaner pamphlet once to the Emo girl in the class *although she does not identify as an emo* and finally his father is an alien sorta.

That nemitz is the dopest boi

Nemitz by LivinindahousebetterthanLucas May 16, 2019

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USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."

Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.

USS Nimitz by Squid48 October 16, 2009

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USS Nimitz

Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!

"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.

USS Nimitz by B Hard January 17, 2008

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Nimitz-class

The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.

"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"

Nimitz-class by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

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