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A pink-shirted dope as heck Spanish teacher, who loves to chuck markers and miss the white board but say “oof first try” he also enjoys making doopy bird shirts for the crap hole middle school he works at: although he is moving to the south just to purely get away from all the annoying north kids who say ColorAAAAdo. He likes turtles and the colour yellow and taking selfies and quizzing his students on them. His life at home consists of walking on the Colorado beaches and he eats a whole lot of bacon. He does not condone juuling but did hand out a cleaner pamphlet once to the Emo girl in the class *although she does not identify as an emo* and finally his father is an alien sorta.
That nemitz is the dopest boi
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Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo
Acronymn used by Navymen of the USS Nimitz in the NGC series 'Carrier'
nimitz by wowtah January 31, 2009
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A sudden burst of red hot bloody diarrhea. Usually painful, sometimes fatal.
Brandon's in the shitter and just popped a neritz!
neritz by bud` June 21, 2006
Nemetzi it's Nemetzi. You don't need more than one Nemetzi.
Nemetzi it's eating peppa pig ice cream.
Nemetzi by I'm Nemetzi December 10, 2021

nenitzuu 

a tiktoker that is know for their good looks. Their video with the “join us for a bite” audio is their first tiktok that blew up.
“Have you seen Nenitzuu’s newest video? They are so cool!”
nenitzuu by tiktokresearcher March 14, 2022
the realist family in the mid west no matter what they get their shit done
your hear about the neitzel boys? they kick ass
Neitzel by No Name #sucmeoff June 13, 2022

USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."
Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
USS Nimitz by Squid48 October 16, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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