Nemitz

A pink-shirted dope as heck Spanish teacher, who loves to chuck markers and miss the white board but say “oof first try” he also enjoys making doopy bird shirts for the crap hole middle school he works at: although he is moving to the south just to purely get away from all the annoying north kids who say ColorAAAAdo. He likes turtles and the colour yellow and taking selfies and quizzing his students on them. His life at home consists of walking on the Colorado beaches and he eats a whole lot of bacon. He does not condone juuling but did hand out a cleaner pamphlet once to the Emo girl in the class *although she does not identify as an emo* and finally his father is an alien sorta.

That nemitz is the dopest boi

by LivinindahousebetterthanLucas May 16, 2019

nimitz

Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo

Acronymn used by Navymen of the USS Nimitz in the NGC series 'Carrier'

by wowtah January 31, 2009

neritz

A sudden burst of red hot bloody diarrhea. Usually painful, sometimes fatal.

Brandon's in the shitter and just popped a neritz!

by bud` June 21, 2006

Nemetzi

Nemetzi it's Nemetzi. You don't need more than one Nemetzi.

Nemetzi it's eating peppa pig ice cream.

by I'm Nemetzi December 10, 2021

nenitzuu

a tiktoker that is know for their good looks. Their video with the “join us for a bite” audio is their first tiktok that blew up.

“Have you seen Nenitzuu’s newest video? They are so cool!”

by tiktokresearcher March 14, 2022

Neitzel

the realist family in the mid west no matter what they get their shit done

your hear about the neitzel boys? they kick ass

by No Name #sucmeoff June 13, 2022

USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."

Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.

by Squid48 October 16, 2009