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A pink-shirted dope as heck Spanish teacher, who loves to chuck markers and miss the white board but say “oof first try” he also enjoys making doopy bird shirts for the crap hole middle school he works at: although he is moving to the south just to purely get away from all the annoying north kids who say ColorAAAAdo. He likes turtles and the colour yellow and taking selfies and quizzing his students on them. His life at home consists of walking on the Colorado beaches and he eats a whole lot of bacon. He does not condone juuling but did hand out a cleaner pamphlet once to the Emo girl in the class *although she does not identify as an emo* and finally his father is an alien sorta.
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Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo
Acronymn used by Navymen of the USS Nimitz in the NGC series 'Carrier'
nimitz by wowtah January 31, 2009
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USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."
Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
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