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USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."

Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.

by Squid48 October 16, 2009