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noisestalgia 

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.
The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me
noisestalgia by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

bottom noises 

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.
Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises
bottom noises by ssoap October 9, 2021

spooky sex noises 

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP
The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other
I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises
snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Dad noises 

Grunting, clearing of throat, non understandable talking under breath, snot rockets etc
Frank's on the porch making dad noises again. He's gross
Dad noises by BeSavage April 1, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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