nuises

1. Bruises on your nipples.
2. Bruises you get from someone elses nipples that are hard.

1. Man, look at these nuises! I have no clue how i got them.

2. She bumped into me so hard she gave me nuises. It MUST have been cold!

nuises by bandfore March 14, 2009

noisestalgia 

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.

The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me

noisestalgia by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

bottom noises 

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

bottom noises by ssoap October 9, 2021

spooky sex noises 

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP

The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

spooky sex noises by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Dad noises 

Grunting, clearing of throat, non understandable talking under breath, snot rockets etc

Frank's on the porch making dad noises again. He's gross

Dad noises by BeSavage April 1, 2017