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A noose made out of juice boxes that have been emptied, flattened and rolled taut. Krazy Glue (TM) is generally used to hold the boxes together -- trial and error practices over time have indicated that this is the only material strong enough to hold the nuise together even against the pressure of sometimes exorbitant body weights. In certain cultures orange juice (from concentrate) boxes are used, but, and this is subject to the varying degrees of deference a culture has for their particular nuise practices, many use apple juice boxes (Mott's is a particular favorite).
"Dude, did you see that nuise? It was tight, yo."

"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."
Nuise by sparkle4evaneva February 26, 2010
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To refer to someone as a dumbass in a polite or rude manor.
Person 1: shut the fuck up you nuise
Person 2: ok :(
Nuise by The Pofessor November 11, 2022
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Noise Bro 

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.
"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...
Noise Bro by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014

shneebly noise 

A moan.
"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"
shneebly noise by Bedudd January 1, 2016
A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
noisetoy by jpg3 October 13, 2011

Noisemaker 

Musicians are Noisemakers, they make noises with instruments such as guitars, drums and microphones + More
Musicians are a bunch of Noisemakers that make noises
Noisemaker by UnHeaven Kevin October 27, 2019

noisetard 

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.
We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.
noisetard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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