Nuise

A noose made out of juice boxes that have been emptied, flattened and rolled taut. Krazy Glue (TM) is generally used to hold the boxes together -- trial and error practices over time have indicated that this is the only material strong enough to hold the nuise together even against the pressure of sometimes exorbitant body weights. In certain cultures orange juice (from concentrate) boxes are used, but, and this is subject to the varying degrees of deference a culture has for their particular nuise practices, many use apple juice boxes (Mott's is a particular favorite).

"Dude, did you see that nuise? It was tight, yo."

"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."

by sparkle4evaneva February 26, 2010

Nuise

To refer to someone as a dumbass in a polite or rude manor.

Person 1: shut the fuck up you nuise
Person 2: ok :(

by The Pofessor November 11, 2022

Noise Bro

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.

"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...

by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014

shneebly noise

A moan.

"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"

by Bedudd January 1, 2016

noisetoy

A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.

The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.

by jpg3 October 13, 2011

Noisemaker

Musicians are Noisemakers, they make noises with instruments such as guitars, drums and microphones + More

Musicians are a bunch of Noisemakers that make noises

by UnHeaven Kevin October 27, 2019

noisetard

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.

We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019