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numses by Trypodcats June 29, 2019
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Nurses tea
When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Nurses tea by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
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night shift nurses
A Hentai Anime based on a perverted Gynecologist that is hired to have sex with various nurses in a hospital in preparation for a 'special' ward: a brothel.
The series contains around 10 episodes, the last few being re-caps that look back at previous un-discovered events following the doctor's murder (in the form of criminal investigation and interrogations of the nurses).
It is often considered to be one of the most intense hentais, due to:
-The huge focus on scat, BDSM, and anal sex.
-The infamous 'egg scene', where numerous eggs are inserted into a nurses's vagina and later 'mashed' with the doctor's penis, then orgasm'd out.
-Water-bloating fetish.
-Human waste (scat) consumption fetish.
-The sharp transition between innocence to downright whore-like mentality of the nurses in short amounts of time.
-The focus on domination over once innocent, 'good' nurses.
-Etc...
It has been suggested from numerous sources that only a few viewers have finished the series without turning it off, due to disgust at some point.
The series contains around 10 episodes, the last few being re-caps that look back at previous un-discovered events following the doctor's murder (in the form of criminal investigation and interrogations of the nurses).
It is often considered to be one of the most intense hentais, due to:
-The huge focus on scat, BDSM, and anal sex.
-The infamous 'egg scene', where numerous eggs are inserted into a nurses's vagina and later 'mashed' with the doctor's penis, then orgasm'd out.
-Water-bloating fetish.
-Human waste (scat) consumption fetish.
-The sharp transition between innocence to downright whore-like mentality of the nurses in short amounts of time.
-The focus on domination over once innocent, 'good' nurses.
-Etc...
It has been suggested from numerous sources that only a few viewers have finished the series without turning it off, due to disgust at some point.
"Man...I watched that hentai about the nurses you leant me, and I couldn't even finish my breakfast eggs this morning."
"Night Shift Nurses- isn't that the one really disturbing hentai everyone mentions?"
"Night Shift Nurses- isn't that the one really disturbing hentai everyone mentions?"
night shift nurses by Stiffofdeth December 28, 2007
Numsegardi
scientifically proved to be the highest number, by Dr. Peter Jørgensen and professor Kasper Pedersen.
Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.
Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.
Christina Aguilera sees a man in red shoes. Afterwards she yells: "Huhargh", then people speak out loud: "NUMSEGARDI!"
Numsegardi by The god of all words March 5, 2009
Nursess
Dude: Dude, I got a nasty papercut!
Bro: Oh dude, yeah that’s pretty nasty. You should get your nursess to take care of you.
Bro: Oh dude, yeah that’s pretty nasty. You should get your nursess to take care of you.
Nursess by Greenskin009 April 24, 2011
sexy nurses 2
sexy nurses 2 by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty
A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
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