nugget monkey

a fucking stupid insecure bitch who keeps talking shit

Oh him? He's a fucking nugget monkey.

nugget monkey by trustedsheesh May 18, 2021

Magnetic monkey nugget 

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

Magnetic monkey nugget by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020

monkey nugget 

the vagina of a woman, specifically, that of a fine woman, or nugget; the sexual reproductive organ of the female;

Yo dawg, that girl has and stank-ass monkey nugget.

monkey nugget by Jesse Bryant April 25, 2007