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Nude Breach

Woman spanning the universe have been affected by a semi psychopathic phenomenon where their most private pictures, meant for one person's pair of eyes have been leaked for the world to see. This can harm anyone and every one. The women no longer need to send nudes because everyone has seen it already and the men still want these long over done treasures of ancient pasts.
The nude breach is really a loose-loose situation for all.
Nude Breach by PineappleJuice March 22, 2015
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nude breach

An unfortunate event that has affected people across the world. When once a upon a time it was a fun and flirty way to add a spark to a relationship by sending nudes to each other; it is no longer considered safe. There was a series of events that led up to this state, which include but is not limited to:
Ex.
1.
Micheal: hey dude, your gf send you any nudes today??
Frank: Yeah man, she is totally bangin today! check it out!
Micheal: damn!! can you send that to me?
Frank: idk dude, i'll think about it
***Micheal and Frank get to school***
Micheal: bros, check out the nude Bianca sent Micheal this morning!
The guys all at once: Daaaaayuuumn!

2.
People who are skilled at programming have strategically managed to release to the public and/or their friends and family the nudes that every single female from every walk of life has ever sent, from A list celebrities to the thot next door.
The nude breach is really a loose-loose situation.
nude breach by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

nude beach 

A place where you can go and experience nature and the beach without being clothed! It's non-sexual and totally awesome.
I wanna go get naked but everyone thinks its gross or something.

Then lets go to the nude beach!
nude beach by skeet_da_man September 16, 2006

Nude beach movement 

A movement to make all beaches nude beaches where you don't have to wear clothes if you don't want too.
John is all for the nude beach movement.

nude beach 

A beach where it is optional or mandatory to be nude.
I would go to an optional nude beach, not a mandatory nude beach.
nude beach by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Nude beach 

A place where people gather to have group sex
Patricia: That nude beach was awesome — many guys hit me up after seeing my big boob, but I had to choose the guy with the longest erect dick.

Sam: Was it comfortable?
Patricia: Yessssss, the sand in that nude beach was so soft and cozy… You should have came.
Nude beach by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022