nubty 

Derived from nubt.

Adj.

When paired with oike it is one of the lowest, most insulting thing ever. Basically means person is a bottom feeder, and will never become anything more.

What a nubty oike.

Eat dirt, nubty wanker.

nubty by Vixx January 6, 2005

Nutty Clegg 

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus 

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo 

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

nuttypoo by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nubfy 

Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.

Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.

Nubfy by _Cryogen September 10, 2016

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

Nutty Puddy by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

nubytes 

synonym for minutes, only happens when your right hand is one key too far to the left of home row

"This download only has 15 nubytes left then it's wank city"

nubytes by musashi-X September 12, 2006