Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.
Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.
The Nubby Effect simply means that someone who is gay/ pro LGBTQ+ will project their views onto you until you are just like them. Engulfing one into a system of beliefs that makes you bisexual or gay in any manner.
Nubby and JJ broke up months ago, now she is a bisexual goth girl who can simply be acquainted with weed. This is a prime example of how The Nubby Effect can change someone in a matter of a couple of months.
To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.