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Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.
Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.
Nubfy by _Cryogen September 10, 2016
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synonym for minutes, only happens when your right hand is one key too far to the left of home row
"This download only has 15 nubytes left then it's wank city"
nubytes by musashi-X September 12, 2006
Related Words
Nubfy • nubby • nuffy • nubface • nubly • nubbyface • nubby wonder • NubFuck • nuby • nubytes

The Nubby Effect

The Nubby Effect simply means that someone who is gay/ pro LGBTQ+ will project their views onto you until you are just like them. Engulfing one into a system of beliefs that makes you bisexual or gay in any manner.
Nubby and JJ broke up months ago, now she is a bisexual goth girl who can simply be acquainted with weed. This is a prime example of how The Nubby Effect can change someone in a matter of a couple of months.

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"
Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

nubbyface 

1. a person who did something stupid or
2. someone who sucks at something
1. i cant believe you just yelled bomb at the airport u fucking nubbyface

2. wow i lapped u u suck at mariokart u nubbyface
nubbyface by Crizzles May 9, 2008
To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."
nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006
John: Looking forward to your girlfriend getting back from her trip?
Jim: Yeah, I'm getting a little nubby.
Nubby by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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