A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.

That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

douche nozzling by Lawyering May 17, 2015

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nozzing

The act of sucking on a man's dick for sexual gratification. Another word for blow job.

Sarah was nozzing Joe at his house. His dad walked in and immediately ran away.

nozzing by Zelphian January 16, 2011

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dolphin nuzzling

what can happen when you are swimming with dolphins and they get a little eager with their bottlenoses...

Dolphin Trainer: "be careful that porpoise is prone to dolphin nuzzling"

Me: "Arghhh that dolphin just nuzzled my arse!!!"

dolphin nuzzling by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

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Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

Turkey Nuzzling by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

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