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Noelani
Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
brad nowell
brad nowell by brandi and stephanie August 18, 2006
Noelani
Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019
bradley nowell
Best songwriter ever.Lead singer of Sublime who blended dub, ska, reggae, rap and other stylees of music together.Passed away at 28 from an OD. RIP 1968 -1996
Favorite songs
Greatest Hits,seed, same in the end, ball and chain, poolshark,all you need,mary,guava jelly,boss dj,scarlet begonias,get ready,foolish fool,get out,live at e's,hope,chica mi tipo,right back, STP, santeria,superstar punani,little district,badfish
"now i've got the needle
and i can't bleed but i can't breathe
take it away and i want more and more
one day i'm gonna lose the war"
Greatest Hits,seed, same in the end, ball and chain, poolshark,all you need,mary,guava jelly,boss dj,scarlet begonias,get ready,foolish fool,get out,live at e's,hope,chica mi tipo,right back, STP, santeria,superstar punani,little district,badfish
"now i've got the needle
and i can't bleed but i can't breathe
take it away and i want more and more
one day i'm gonna lose the war"
bradley nowell by Sublime Fan May 13, 2005
Noela
Someone who is hard to understand, but once you get to know her, you'll soon realize that you can't stay away from her. She may seem unusual or different, but she isn't. Just like every other girl, but when she talks, she keeps things vague. Great at math, and when it comes to looks, she definitely has the best!
Guy 1: My girlfriend is so stupid, but she couldn't even tutor ME
Guy 2: What subject
Guy 1: Math
Guy 2: Then get a Noela girlfriend
Guy 2: What subject
Guy 1: Math
Guy 2: Then get a Noela girlfriend
Noela by ClaudiaHopkins April 3, 2011
Caleb Nowland
Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.
person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(
Caleb Nowland by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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