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Nosecough 

Coming across a funny meme on your phone/laptop while out in the public, all you can do is exhale slightly harder through your nose, to avoid judging eyes.
Roy - "There was a man on the bus who kept nose coughing throughout the whole journey. I wonder what meme page is he on?"

Kai - "Probably some nosecough page?"
Nosecough by WKYMM December 9, 2018

nose laugh 

When you let air out of your nose when something isn't funny enough to actually laugh at.
That joke was so lame but I did a nose laugh.
nose laugh by Alexandra2847 August 30, 2006

nolaughingmata 

a very nice guy and who everyone should respect
united fan: how r u pal
nolaughingmata: good how r u
united fan: fine thanks
nolaughingmata by fideogame October 22, 2014

nonlaughter

"date night in the bathroom with someone who would have rather received a seriaL NUMBER OR ANYTHING AS IS WHEN SOMEONE DID........" or anything that is said humourously, when it doesnt matter anyways
"so hows it looking?" the reply being a loud nonlaughter from your very sarcastic friend, Your friend, a friend, or some stranger at a gas station as required for such a reply. Maybe the first of such from them as when is the instinct not something funny? or when a person just fucks there own self very incorrectly to the point of medical malpractice and a lot of there aint no way they dont know they shouldnt do that as opposed to a lot of way easy lays due to it obviously being that guy is the issue. so how does a whole group of people get an inside joke but the person it was about was unaware of the inside joke, regardless of it being a really grape joke and you all said what in reply, thats a good girl
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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